This is Tika. She is very smol and skinny and retains almost no body heat. Decided to try a few stylish solutions. 13/10 they are all delightful, Tika

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

We only rate dogs. This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 14/10

This is Ramen. He visits the pond every day and tries to kiss a turtle. Hasn’t had any luck yet. 13/10 would console

This is Nellie. She’s an astronaut. Please don’t interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10